This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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