I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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