Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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