I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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