Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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