the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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