My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
