After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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