Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
do nipples grow back?
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