yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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