You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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