who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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