My brain says no but my pants say off.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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