i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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