He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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