I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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