My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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