I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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