and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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