This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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