don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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