He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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