Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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