You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
The air taste purple.
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