we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
he had hair everywhere except his balls
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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