I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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