if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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