what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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