I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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