If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We just shotgunned beers for America
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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