ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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