Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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