addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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