I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
