4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
she peed on how many people?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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