Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
