your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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