The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I still have a little drunk in my system
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
