Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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