Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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