My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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