Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
the condom got lost in my hair
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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