Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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