if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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