hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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