we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
and i looked up. we had an audience...
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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