the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
We left an ass print on the piano.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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