we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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