Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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