is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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