4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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